New Guy On Deck
9 days out from taking delivery on a new Astoria 2703RB.
In the process, I've discovered two state secrets that Dutchmen nor any of its dealers will disclose: 1, how wide the trailer is with the slide retracted; and 2, how wide the trailer is with the slide extended. Now I'm not even brave enough to ask the distance from the rear axle to the rear bumper.
I suppose I'll have to dress in black, sneak on the lot at 2:00 a.m., slink back to the trailer, whip out my (subdued) tape measure, hastily note the statistics, and try to get away before the guard dogs alert.
Used to be a pretty good guy; then, I went to law school